Misty Scathach Species: Cat Age: 21 Major: General Status: Junior at Emanon Capricornus University Misty is our comic's heroine. She's an oddball, and a bit of a loner. Her main ambition is to find a career involving taking long naps in the sun.
Maureen O'Mure Species: Mouse Age: 18 Major: Business Administration Status: Freshman at Emanon Capricornus University Maureen is Misty's roommate and the most mundane of the cast. She feels a bit out of place amongst Misty's friends. She's also a devout Catholic, about which the pagan Misty occasionally teases her.
	Ben Hymm Species: Husky Age: 20 Major: Minor Status: Junior at Emanon Capricornus University Ben is second-string quarterback for the ECU Goats, Misty's ex-boyfriend, and teammate Buck's current boyfriend. Until Buck's influence (and cleaning him up a bit) Ben tried to pass himself off as a wolf.
Keith Foxx Species: Fox Age: 21 Major: Computer Science (duh) Status: Senior at Emanon Capricornus University Keith is the computer geek of the group and takes his love of computers a little too far. He also secretly enjoys the Mightee Moron Powered Strangers
	Wong Ping Pong Species: Panda Age: 21 Major: Botany Status: Senior at Emanon Capricornus University Wong is the easily and often confused member of the group, especially if anyone ever makes fun of his name. His family emigrated from China when he was 16, and he never has quite figured things out completely. However, he does speak the language fluently.
Buck Auffe Species: Deer Age: 21 Major: Liberal Arts Status: Senior at Emanon Capricornus University Buck is the first string quarterback for the ECU Goats and Ben's roommate. He recently seduced Ben to the Gay Side, which has made him a happier furson no longer pretending to be a wolf. Buck will be getting his toaster oven next month.
	Theodore-Michael Starrunner Masque Species: Raccoon Age: 22 Major: Music Status: Sophomore at Emanon Capricornus University Theodore (given the nickname "Teddy" by Misty, who can't keep track of names with more than two syllables) is the lead singer of a local band, Nox, which regularly plays at the Knee, a bar Misty goes to. They're a group of real pagans pretending to be fake pagans pretending to be real pagans. He's Misty's current main squeeze, but is "fuck-buddies" with the other band members. Yes, Misty knows. No, she doesn't care.
Erin Gobragh Species: Rabbit Age: 19 Status: Drummer for Nox Erin is possibly the perkiest goth who ever lived. Unlike the others, she isn't in school - she thinks that life is the best education money can't buy. A true Discordian, she refuses to be tied to much of anything. Being drummer for Nox is her only known commitment.
	Bruce Warner Species: Vampire Bat Age: 24 Major: Chemistry Status: Senior at Emanon Capricornus University Bruce Warner is originally from Brazil, but was brought to the States by his adoptive family. He's the darkest of the three band members, but very romantic.